Odd Citizen

Odd Citizen
An Odd Citizen’s Search For Vanishing Freedoms

Guarded by a Goofball

December 30th, 2009

Don’t worry folks, the system worked. The undy-bomb didn’t go off. Look at me, Big Sis. “If one of them bad things flys over, well, I’ll just shoot it down — if I can figure out where the trigger is.”

Notice all my safety equipment, glasses, ear protectors. And the gun isn’t loaded. Now that’s safety.

Anyway, it’s Bush’s fault. He let those two guys that planned the attack loose from Gitmo. Unlike us — we’re giving them a fair trial before letting them loose. Anyway, the boss says this guy was an “isolated extremist,” which makes him a common criminal, not a terrorist.

Relax. Everything’s under control.

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